- “Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try” (Homer Simpson)
- “Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares? He’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes.” (Billy Connolly)
- “All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.” (Emo Philips)
- “I have my standards. They may be low, but I have them.” (Bette Midler)
- “When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.” (Henny Youngman)
- “I don’t care what is written about me so long as it isn’t true.” (Dorothy Parker)
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Freitag, 16. Januar 2009 um
Freitag, 16. Januar 2009 um
haha - ich mag den billy connolly satz
Samstag, 17. Januar 2009 um
Gut finde ich den Spruch von Homer Simpson: Alkohol - der Urpsrung und die Lösung sämtlicher Probleme